cornerof5thandvermouth:

if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts

copperbadge:

It’s an old concept from classic scifi, but I kind of love the idea that humans are like the hillfolk of the universe: a little old fashioned and mostly we keep to ourselves, but rile us up and we are the meanest sumbitches in the galaxy. 

[From Guardians of the Galaxy #2, 2013.]

Going to go see Star Trek!

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

pokesleepingangels:

gurgleroot:

mishasgstrings:

devilsmaycare:

somanyshipstoship:

glencocoscandycanes:

superwhoavenger:

jingle-mae:

fandom-penguin:

Not mine, just found it. Man, I really need to watch this show XD

Dean kisses you passionately~ o3o

…Does that mean I’m actually Castiel? It’s pretty bad that I already have an OTP for a show I haven’t watched yet

Lucifer is singing a romantic song to me.

Gabriel Forces me to dress up as the opposite gender

Crowley reads you a story. Oh.

Crowley and you hunt a Lamia

Crowley secretly tucks me in at night

Dean throws me into a pit of poisonous snakes

ಠ_ಠ

Castiel and I play video games!

Meg puts a bucket on my heard singing the doom song.

kaciart:

“Bruce will find us soon…”

That embarrassing moment when you realize you have a bunch of new followers and your queue chooses that exact instant to start pulling out the porn.

“friends hang on to the ups and the downs because they got someone to believe in”

stuckinthetimewar:

yggsassil:

black-nata:

_{“He mourns for his brother.”}

This part says a lot about Thor’s character. Him, walking through a crowd, smiling, seemingly happy and at ease. Because of course Thor would be the kind to put on a smile for everyone, no matter what, to have them believe that everything’s alright. Because he’s the thunderer, the golden son, always smiling and laughing and shining in every way possible. Of course he’ll offer a smile to Frigga -and put less effort in it because she’s his mother, and she knows- and then when no one’s around to see him, no one to be strong for, the smile is gone.

oh that’s okay i didn’t need my tears anyhow

;___;