OneMuseLeft

By metaphorical I mean 'Get your coat.'

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stardustandstrawberries:

americachavez:

marvel give me a short about sharon’s undercover time as a nurse/steve’s neighbor and that one time she had to fight off ninjas from steve’s apartment while he was like, making dinner and sitting alone reading obama’s biography

With the music turned up really loudly because he’s a gentleman and he thought the noises were her having sex.

(via marthawells)

Filed under well now I'm dead

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I’m watching Castle and there’s a little girl talking about how a boy in her class is picking on her and being mean. And Castle’s like “Do you know why he does that?” And I am braced for that ‘cause he likes you’ bullshit, but then he says “Because being mean to other people makes him feel strong.”

Filed under nicely done Castle

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ylixia:

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A waking up from a terrible nightmare, completely terrified and shaking. Person B assures them it was only a dream before pulling A into their arms, lulling them to sleep. Moments later, A’s alarm clock goes off, waking them up. That’s when A remembers: Person B died years ago.

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otpprompts:

Imagine Person A waking up from a terrible nightmare, completely terrified and shaking. Person B assures them it was only a dream before pulling A into their arms, lulling them to sleep. Moments later, A’s alarm clock goes off, waking them up. That’s when A remembers: Person B died years ago.

(via alittlethor)

Filed under note to self fic idea

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How to Know if They Like You by Myers Briggs

tabby-flenderson:

ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
ENTJ~ Hyper critical
ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
ESTP~ Awkward
ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute way
ESFJ~ Brags
INTP~ Intense trolling
INTJ~ Stalkerish
INFP~ By the time you figure it out they like someone else
INFJ~ You don’t know and never will
ISTP~ Confronts you directly
ISTJ~ Ultra intense eye contact
ISFP~ *blushes
ISFJ~ Lots of little glances and smiles

Apparently I’m hard to figure out?

(via alittlethor)

Filed under INFJ

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You ever have one of those fic ideas where you’re like “this is perfect” and at the same time “there is something very wrong with me”?

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tokiosunset:

Important OTP question: which one sends cute good-morning texts and which one replies to them angrily because ‘it’s not even seven yet fuck off’?

(via squeeful)

Filed under Oh my god both of them Tony when he hasn't been to bed yet and Steve's exhausted from a long mission Steve when he's making breakfast after his jog and Tony's only just stumbled into bed Carol thinks they're both assholes Clint has a bet going on which one snaps and breaks a phone first